A few of my favorite bumper stickers

I would never put a bumper sticker on my own vehicle, but I’m always on the lookout for funny ones on other folks’…here is a short list of some that I find particularly amusing 🙂

EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.

“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Thanks for tuning in–more to follow….


5 Responses to “A few of my favorite bumper stickers”

  1. Vonnie Hummert Reply June 23, 2011 at 15:20

    One of my all-time favorites — “Fat people are harder to kidnap”
    And a true pearl of wisdom from my friend, Nola — “If you’re gonna be dumb, you’d better be tough”.

  2. fairly useful material, on the whole I picture this is worthy of a bookmark, thank you


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